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Upload one clear clip
A short side-view or walking clip gives Roasture enough material to inspect your posture and movement patterns.
Posture analysis, with a punchline
Your posture is asking to be roasted.
Upload a short clip and get a funny, oddly accurate roast shaped by Bhavyang’s physical therapy perspective. Built to sting a little—and share beautifully.
Entertainment, not medical diagnosis or treatment.
Roast status
Specific. Spicy. Shareable.
The founder promise
Funny without faking expertise.
PT-shaped
Observations informed by Bhavyang’s physical therapy lens.
No fake diagnosis
Clear entertainment boundaries, without medical claims.
Made to share
Punchy output designed for screenshots and group chats.
How the roast gets cooked
One clip in. One ruthless read out.
No wearable, lengthy intake, or generic personality quiz. Roasture keeps the flow quick while making the result feel observant.
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Get the PT-informed read
Bhavyang’s physical therapy perspective shapes the observations, so the jokes land on details a generic caption generator would miss.
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Share the damage
Your result is written to be screenshot-friendly, sendable, and ready for the group chat without extra editing.
Pricing
Pick your level of public embarrassment.
Start with one roast. Upgrade only when the group chat demands more victims.
First Burn
Try the format with one posture clip.
- 1 posture roast
- Share-ready result
- PT-informed observational humor
Free
Get roastedBest for repeat offenders
Roast Pack
More clips, more angles, more material.
- 5 posture roasts
- Fresh result for every clip
- Downloadable, share-ready copy
Before you upload
Questions with decent posture
The camera is already judging
Give it better material.
Upload a clip, get the read, and let the group chat decide whether your shoulders can recover.